Survival Hacks

Step 5: Build an Impromptu Bridge

When faced with the prospect of crossing a rickety, ancient, and utterly terrifying bridge, panic not! Simply follow these easy steps:

• Hold hands with fellow survivors to create a human chain, because, why not?
• Use your best "I'm a functioning adult" face to distract any oncoming predators
• Make loud, manly noises to scare away any pesky wildlife
• Pivot, jump, and/or run away, depending on your personal comfort level

Remember, it's all about confidence and a solid insurance policy (just kidding, there's no such thing)

Continue to Step 6: Make Friends with the Locals Or, you know, just pretend you're a local and hope no one notices