Survival Hacks 003: How to Not Die in the Apocalypse

Because, let's face it, the world is going to end up in flames. Again.

Subpage 1: How to Build a Functional Toilete - Don't let the apocalypse ruin your plumbing.

Subpage 2: The Art of Bartering for Toilet Paper - Because who needs cash when you can trade a nice bottle of water for a roll?

Chapter 1: The Essentials

Water, food, shelter, and a good supply of duct tape. Check.

Chapter 2: Self-Defense

Avoid the marauders. Use a stick. A stick with a rock tied to the end. A rock that's been sharpened on a piece of sandpaper.