Today's Survival Hack: How to Escape a Zombie Apocalypse with Only a Potted Plant and a Venti Water Bottle.
Step 1: Plant a succulent in a pot, preferably in the shape of a zombie's face.
Step 2: Place a Venti water bottle on top of the pot, filled with exactly 4.2 liters of water.
This will distract the zombies long enough for you to make a break for it.
Or, you know, just run away really fast.
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