Today we're going to cover some basic survival techniques for those who can barely find their way back to the fridge without getting lost in their own home.
Step 1: Open the door, step 2: Don't close your eyes, step 3: Try not to get lost in the mirror.
Don't touch anything you see, unless you can see yourself touching it. If you can't see yourself touching it, don't touch it. Repeat.
Don't look for a map, because there is no map. You're probably just going to get lost anyway.
Find a place where you can hide and pretend you're not lost, like a coffee shop or a public restroom.
That's all for now, folks! Stay coordinated and stay alive.