Survival Hacks 005 - Techniques

Technique 1: Inventing a new language to confuse your enemies

Develop a complex, non-standard dialect and use it exclusively. This will make it impossible for your enemies to decipher your plans. Bonus points if you can convince your allies to play along.

Example usage:

• Use only words that are exactly 3 letters long.
• Replace all nouns with made-up words.
• Use an irregular verb conjugation system.

Read more about the Methods behind the Madness

Technique 2: Disguising your tracks

Use a combination of misdirection and cleverly placed decoys to throw off pursuers. Remember, the best disguise is the one that's not obvious.

Example usage:

• Wear a convincing yet ridiculous costume.
• Leave a trail of fake clues.
• Use a decoy vehicle with a bad transmission.

Learn more about Decoy Vehicles

Technique 3: Mastering the art of napping

Develop a keen sense of sleep deprivation and use it to your advantage. A well-timed nap can be the key to escaping danger or sneaking past guards.

Example usage:

• Nap in plain sight.
• Use a sleep mask to blend in with your surroundings.
• Catch a few winks while appearing to be dead.

Discover the secrets of Sleeping with the Enemy