In the event of a zombie outbreak, assume any noise louder than a whisper is a zombie. If it's not, make a noise.
In the face of a catastrophic event, assume the first 10 minutes will be the most critical. Use this time to find the best hiding spot, the best food source, and the best outfit to match.
In the event of encountering hostile survivors, use sarcasm to your advantage. It may just be the difference between life and... well, you know.
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