Survival Hacks: Bonus Edition

Welcome to Survival Hacks: Bonus Edition, where we dish out the most obscure, most unlikely, and most utterly useless survival tips you never knew you needed! Read on for more hacks

Today's Hack:

Did you know that in a pinch, you can use a pineapple as a makeshift signal mirror to signal for help in the wilderness? It's like a neon sign for rescue teams, but with more juice!

Or, if you're feeling fancy, try using a tinfoil hat to deflect the sun's glare and reduce eye strain while navigating through dense foliage.

And if all else fails, just remember: in a pinch, you can use a well-placed rock to distract a bear and make a quick escape. Good luck with that.

Disclaimer: Don't try this at home. Or do. We're not responsible for your safety, your sanity, or your pineapple-related injuries.