Survival Hacks 001: How to Not Die in the Apocalypse

Step 1: Find the Hidden Stockpile

Rumor has it, there's a stash of non-perishable goodies buried somewhere in the neighborhood. Don't bother trying to find it, just Google 'stockpile location [your city name]'.

Tip: If you're in a densely populated area, good luck finding that stash without tripping over your fellow survivors.

Proceed to Survival Hacks 002: How to Start a Garden with Only Rain and Hope

Survival Hacks 001 was brought to you in prophets by the Council of Unlikely Experts in Unlikely Survival Scenarios. May you survive.