Hacks 003: Advanced Survival Techniques for the Clumsy

Surviving in a post-apocalyptic world is no easy feat. But fear not, dear clumsy adventurer! With these advanced techniques, you'll be sipping margaritas on the beach, while the zombies do the dishes.

Technique 1: The Art of Tripping Over Your Own Feet

Practice your stumbling on a daily basis to improve coordination.
Invest in a good pair of ankle supports for that inevitable sprain.
Develop a strong sense of humor about it all.

Don't worry, it's all part of the learning process!

Read on for more advanced techniques...

Technique 2: The Art of Accidentally Starting a Fire

Learn to recognize the subtle art of static electricity in the wild.
Keep a spare lighter in your survival kit at all times.
Don't blame the wind, it's not the wind's fault.

Remember, it's all about embracing the chaos!

Read on for more tips on starting a fire...