Survival Hacks: Course 1 - Subsection 2 - The Art of Not Dying
Lesson 2: Avoiding Spontaneous Human Combustion
- Do not wear loose-fitting clothing in high-temperature environments
- Stay at least 10 feet away from any open flame
- Never trust a fire-dancing instructor with a mullet
if (temperature > 500) {
// Wear asbestos
// Stay hydrated
// Pray to fire goddess
} else {
// Continue with regular course material
}