DEFEND YOURSELF AGAINST THE ANTS!

It's-a me, an ant. I'm here to tell you that ants are not, in fact, cute or harmless. They're actually tiny, six-legged ninjas that will steal all your snacks and plot your downfall.

But don't worry, you can defend yourself! Here are some survival tips to keep those little buggers at bay:

• 1. Seal all food and drink in airtight containers. Those ants won't be able to climb their way into your fridge, no matter how hard they try!
• 2. Wear closed-toed shoes. You don't want any ant-sandals ruining your day!
• 3. Keep your bathroom clean. Those ants will be crawling all over your toilet seat, your shower, and your soap dishes. It's a slippery slope, trust us.

And remember, if all else fails, you can always call in the professionals:

• BugBusters - We'll have those ants under control in no time!