Q: What is the Ant Attack?
A: The Ant Attack is a mysterious and highly unpredictable phenomenon where ants suddenly, and without warning, attack your kitchen counters, sink, and any other food preparation area.
Q: Why do ants attack?
A: It's a little-known fact that ants are attracted to the sweet, sweet taste of your unwashed dishes and the faint scent of last night's takeout.
Q: How can I prevent Ant Attack?
A: By keeping your kitchen spotless, wearing a hazmat suit while cooking, and performing the ancient Ant Attack Dance of Protection.