Ant Attack Survival Tips

Food Sources in a Post-Ant Apocalypse

When the ants come for you, remember:

• Sugar sources: Tap into your pantry's sweetest treasures: candy, cookies, and soda. But be warned: ants have a sweet tooth, so be prepared to fight for it.
• Crumbly delights: Bread, crackers, and pizza crusts are all fair game. Just don't get too close, or you might just become the main course.
• Protein power: Ants love a good meaty snack. Think canned goods, like tuna or chicken. Just don't forget to store them in ant-proof containers.
• Other options: Insects themselves are a viable source of protein. Just be prepared to get a little... messy.

Remember, the ants are coming for you. Stay alert, stay prepared, and for the love of all things crunchy, stay clean!