Surviving the Great Ant Uprising

Welcome to the Ant Attack Survival Guide, where the ants never sleep and the stakes are high.

You've woken up to find your home overrun by a sea of six-legged invaders. Panic not, dear human. We've got this.

Preparation is Key

• 1. Seal all food and drink. The ants are attracted to sweet, sticky things.
• 2. Secure all electronics. Ants love to chew on wires.
• 3. Wear ant-resistant clothing. You don't want to be a tasty ant snack.

Defend Your Domain

• 1. Call the ant exterminator. They have the skills and gear for the job.
• 2. Build an ant moat. A simple trench filled with water, a classic solution.
• 3. Learn ant-fu. A little practice with a few well-placed kicks can go a long way.

The Ants Have Spoken

"We will not be silenced. We will not be exterminated. We are the future of this earth, and you will bow to our ant-ocracy." - Ant Leader, Ant Uprising

Learn more about our eight-legged overlords.

Discover the best ways to defend your home against the ant horde.

Find out the secret to living in harmony with these tiny tyrants.