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The Ant Attack Survival Guide
Surviving an Ant Attack: Tips and Tricks for the Clumsy
Chapter 1: Ants are Coming for You, Don't Panic
Ants are the unsung heroes of the natural world, but let's be real, they can also be a real pain in the butt. When the ants come for you, stay calm and follow these expert tips to survive the impending doom:
- Don't run, they'll just chase you faster
- Don't try to outrun them in your high heels, trust us, it's not worth it
- Use a flamboyant dance to distract them while you make a break for it (bonus points if you bust out your best breakdancing)
Chapter 2: Ants are Like Ninjas, Sneaky and Stealthy
Keep your valuables in sealed containers, preferably those nice, new Tupperware sets you got for your aunt's birthday. Ants love a good Tupperware party:
- Use steel or plastic, ants hate glass
- Clean up crumbs, ants hate crumbs (just kidding, ants LOVE crumbs)
- Leave a trail of breadcrumbs for them, it's like a little ant highway
Chapter 3: The Final Showdown with the Ant Queen
It's time to face the music. You've got your ant spray, you've got your wits, now it's time to take back your home:
- Don't underestimate the power of a good old-fashioned ant trap
- Avoid the ant queen at all costs, she's like the Terminator of ants
- If all else fails, have a nice cup of tea and contemplate your ant-ridden existence
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