Evasive Maneuvers for the Faint of Heart

When faced with a predator, remember:

• Stay calm, but not too calm. You want to appear as threatening as possible.
• Make a loud noise. It's not as effective as it sounds, but it's worth a try.
• Use your surroundings to your advantage. Distract the predator with a well-placed pinecone.
• Run away. Literally. Don't bother with strategy; just go.

But let's be real, you're probably not as sneaky as you think you are. When All Else Fails, you might want to try a different approach.

Or, if you're feeling particularly feisty, check out When in Desperation.