Are you tired of being the main course at every dinner table? Do you want to live to see another sunup? Then learn the art of stealth mode!
Don't be a neon-sign-in-the-savannah kind of creature. Camouflage yourself like a pro! Mix and match with your surroundings to avoid drawing attention.
Tell your fellow creatures a convincing tale of why you're really just going to the other side of the forest to... pick some berries. They won't think twice about it, we promise.
Example Cover Story: "I'm on a mission to find the rarest of berries! I must return with a bouquet for my significant other."
Learn more about cover storiesWhen all else fails, don the disguise of a harmless creature. We recommend a nice pair of granny glasses and a "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt.
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When all else fails, just run. Like, really run. Leave a trail of confusion and chaos behind you. It's a classic.
Read more about the art of the perfect sprintDisclaimer: We're not responsible for any injuries or fatalities caused by our advice. Use stealth mode at your own risk.