When in Attack Mode, Stay Calm and Carry On
When a burrowing bear has bitten you, it's easy to get caught up in the moment and start panicking. But trust us, it's essential to stay calm and carry on.
Here's what to do:
- Don't. Try. To. Run. Away. The bear will only get angrier.
- Make yourself look as big and intimidating as possible. Stand on a rock, inflate your chest, and make a loud, scary noise.
- Use your most ferocious animal impressions. The bear will be so confused it'll forget all about biting you.
But wait, there's more!
When in Attack Mode, Stay Hidden and Wait It Out
Sometimes, the best thing to do is just to hide and wait for the bear to get bored and wander off.
Here's what to do:
- Find a nearby thicket or a large rock. The bear will never think to look for you there.
- Stay very, very still. The bear will think you've been eaten by a more ferocious animal.
- When the bear leaves, come out slowly and calmly. No sense in getting bitten again.
Make Friends with the Bear (just kidding, don't do this, it'll just get you killed)