Surviving the Great Ape Attack

Chapter 1: The Ape-ocalypse

When the apes come for you, you'd better be ready.

Chapter 2: Building a Safe House

Make sure your safe house is built on a solid foundation, preferably with a moat filled with piranhas.

And don't forget to stock up on canned goods, preferably not the kind that come in cans.

Chapter 3: Ape-Proofing Your Wardrobe

Ditch the fancy clothes, they'll only get in the way of your survival.

Stick to ripped jeans, combat boots, and a good ol' fashioned leather jacket.

Chapter 4: The Great Ape- Escape Plan

When it's time to make a break for it, make sure you've got a solid exit strategy.

Know your escape route, know your landmarks, and for goodness' sake, know where your emergency kit is.

Links to other chapters:

What to Do When a Prophet's Attack What the Apes are Up to

Survive or Die: The Ape-ocalypse Edition

Stay safe out there, folks!