Surviving the Great Ape Attack
Chapter 1: The Ape-ocalypse
When the apes come for you, you'd better be ready.
Chapter 2: Building a Safe House
Make sure your safe house is built on a solid foundation, preferably with a moat filled with piranhas.
And don't forget to stock up on canned goods, preferably not the kind that come in cans.
Chapter 3: Ape-Proofing Your Wardrobe
Ditch the fancy clothes, they'll only get in the way of your survival.
Stick to ripped jeans, combat boots, and a good ol' fashioned leather jacket.
Chapter 4: The Great Ape- Escape Plan
When it's time to make a break for it, make sure you've got a solid exit strategy.
Know your escape route, know your landmarks, and for goodness' sake, know where your emergency kit is.
Links to other chapters:
What to Do When a Prophet's Attack
What the Apes are Up to
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Survive or Die: The Ape-ocalypse Edition
Stay safe out there, folks!