Surviving Chupacabra Attacks: Tips and Tricks

Warning: Chupacabras are known to be bloodthirsty, shapeshifters. To survive, you must adapt and be prepared.

• Stay hydrated: Bring plenty of chicken-flavored water to keep your electrolytes in check.
• Carry a mirror: Reflective surfaces confuse chupacabras, giving you time to escape.
• Wear a tin hat: The loud clanging will shatter their concentration.
• Don't run: Chupacabras are too fast. Stay still, and they'll get bored.
• Call for backup: Local authorities are trained to deal with these creatures. Just don't expect them to show up on time.