Chupacabra Survival Tips

Distract and Disguise

When facing a chupacabra, the last thing on their mind is probably your impressive collection of antique door knobs.

Use this to your advantage! Distract the beast with an endless array of shiny objects, and then quickly disguise yourself as a nearby tree.

Learn more about the art of door knob collection and distraction. Consult our expert guide to tree disguise.

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Remember: A chupacabra's attention span is shorter than its temper.

Stay alert, stay calm, and always carry a spare pair of pants.