Chupacabra Survival Tips - A Guide to Not Getting Eaten by a Tree

Tip 1: Avoid Trees with Low-Hanging Fruits

Don't be that guy. Trees with low-hanging fruits are just asking for trouble. They're like the couch potatoes of the forest.

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Tip 2: Run from Trees with a History of Attack

Some trees are just bad news. Like that one tree that ate your friend. Yeah, don't go near that one.

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Tip 3: Carry a Chupacabra-Approved Self-Defense Tool

Don't get caught with your hands down. Carry a good stick. Or, you know, a Chupacabra-approved flamethrower.

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