DOG-GONE IT!
Survival Tips for the Unfortunate Soul Who's Been Attacked by Fido
When a canine companion turns on you, you've got to think fast. Here are some tips to help you survive the impending doom:
Tip 1: Stay Calm (Ha! Good Luck With That)
Keep your wits about you, even as your attacker's slobbery grin gets closer and closer. Remember, a calm mind is a clear mind (and also a mind with a good supply of treats).