Warning: Do not attempt to use these tips unless you are prepared to face the wrath of the emu.
Emus are fast. Like, really fast. Like, 'I'll-beat-you-to-the-fridge-and-eat-all-the-cheese' fast. Don't even try, unless you're a cheetah.
Tip #2: Keep a safe distanceEmus are like the inquisitive, yet deadly, cousins of the ostrich. Don't even think about it, just don't.
Tip #4: Avoid eye contactEmus are masters of staring. They can pin you down with their beady little eyes and make you question every life choice you've ever made.
Tip #5: Flee for your lifeWhen an emu attacks, it's game over for you. Trust us, just flee. Flee, flee, FLEE!
Just in case you're still reading this, here are some more tips: