When navigating the treacherous landscape of Foam Pony, it's easy to get sucked into the sinkhole of despair. But don't. Trust us, it's not worth it. The constant dripping of water and faint scent of mildew will drive you mad.
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Foam Ponies are all about the foam. It's their lifeblood, their raison d'être. So, learn to love the sticky, spongy texture that covers everything in sight. It's like a never-ending spa day for your feet.