Survival Tips: Furry Frenzy Edition

When faced with a pack of ravenous, judgmental cats, do not panic. Instead, follow these expertly crafted tips:

• 1. Stay Calm - A serene demeanor will not deter the felines, but it may reduce their amusement value.
• 2. Offer Treats - Cats love snacks, especially those made from the finest imported tuna.
• 3. Don't Blink - Direct eye contact is a surefire way to provoke a staring contest, and possibly a claw-fueled frenzy.