Survival tip #1: Never underestimate the porcupine.
These spiny critters may look cute, but they'll turn on you in a heartbeat.
When faced with a porcupine, remain calm and slowly back away.
Do not attempt to hug or cuddle, lest you want to become a human pin cushion.
For more tips on outsmarting porcupines, visit our sub-page Porcupine Pro Tips for more expert advice.