Advanced Scratching Techniques for Survivalists

Technique 1: The Claw of Desperation

When faced with a particularly itchy area, the Claw of Desperation is the ultimate last resort.

Also known as the "Hobbit Frenzy," this technique involves using all available limbs to scratch the affected area.

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