Advanced Scratching Techniques 2: For the Truly Insufferable

Technique 2: The Art of Scratching Behind Your Ear

Also known as 'the ear-scratching ninja move,' this advanced technique requires finesse, patience, and a strong jawline. To execute, position your fingers behind your ear, with your pinky and ring finger in a delicate pinch-grip, while your thumb provides the gentle yet insistent pressure. Repeat as necessary.

Next: Technique 3: Scratching the Elusive Armpit

Disclaimer: The authors are not responsible for any damage caused by over-zealous scratching. Prolonged scratching can lead to: earwax buildup, finger strain, and/or social ostracism.