Advanced Scratch Technique #5: The Frenetic Flick

Are you tired of scratching the same old itch? Do you yearn for something more? Look no further than the Frenetic Flick, a high-stakes scratching technique that will leave you panting for more.

Also known as the "Flail and Flee", this move requires a delicate balance of speed and finesse. It's not for the faint of heart, or those with delicate skin.

Here's how it's done:

1. Position yourself at a 45-degree angle to the itch.
2. Unleash a flurry of rapid-fire scratches, pausing only to gasp for air.
3. As you reach the apex of your scratching frenzy, quickly shift your angle to 135 degrees and repeat the process.

Remember: Practice makes perfect. And by perfect, we mean a deep sense of existential dread and a faint scent of despair.

Next up: Technique #6, The Claw of a Thousand Scratches!