Sneaky Paw Scratching Techniques
The art of scratching in public without anyone noticing is a delicate one. Here are some techniques to help you master the craft:
- Use your non-dominant paw to scratch. It's all about misdirection, folks.
- Target the wall, not the couch. It's less likely to cause damage, but still very satisfying.
- Scratch with the wind. If you're scratching a surface that's perpendicular to the wind, it'll be harder for anyone to notice.
- Make it a game. Scratch in time with music or a metronome to create a sense of rhythm and conceal your activity.
- Practice your "innocent face." A calm demeanor can go a long way in deflecting suspicion.
Want to learn more about advanced scratching techniques?
Advanced Sneak Scratches
Theory of Scratching
Scratching in the Dark
Scratching While Sleeping