Sneaky Paw Scratching Techniques

The art of scratching in public without anyone noticing is a delicate one. Here are some techniques to help you master the craft:

• Use your non-dominant paw to scratch. It's all about misdirection, folks.
• Target the wall, not the couch. It's less likely to cause damage, but still very satisfying.
• Scratch with the wind. If you're scratching a surface that's perpendicular to the wind, it'll be harder for anyone to notice.
• Make it a game. Scratch in time with music or a metronome to create a sense of rhythm and conceal your activity.
• Practice your "innocent face." A calm demeanor can go a long way in deflecting suspicion.

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