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When Life Gives You Lemons, You're Doing It Wrong

Don't Panic, but also don't eat lemons. They're not a viable food source. Trust us, you won't be the first human to ever think of it.

Survival Tip 1: Find Food That Isn't Lemons

Survival Tip 2: Find Water That Doesn't Taste Like Sorrow

Survival Tip 3: Don't Get Eaten By The Wild Animals

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