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Phase 3 Building: Survival Tips for the Modern Fortress Dweller

Phase 3: The Fun Part (Or Is It?)

By now, you've made it to Phase 3 of building your fortress. Congratulations! You've managed to survive the initial chaos of Phase 1, where you discovered the joy of wading through mud pits and dodging falling debris. And Phase 2, where you realized the futility of trying to predict exactly where the next boulder will land.

But Phase 3 is where things get really interesting. It's where the real world starts to encroach on your carefully crafted fortress of solitude. Your neighbors start to get curious, your local government sends out a strongly-worded letter, and you begin to wonder if it was all worth it.

Learn how to deal with the inevitable onslaught of nosy questions from your neighbors and the local press in Subphase 3a: The Social Media Maelstrom.

Or, if you're feeling particularly feisty, learn how to handle the government's attempts to repossess your fortress in Subphase 3b: The Govt Showdown.

Remember, it's not just about building a fortress, it's about building a life.

(Disclaimer: Building a fortress is not actually a thing. Or is it?)

If you're still feeling lost, try Everything Is Okay, our comprehensive guide to pretending like you're not completely lost.