Phase 4 Maintenance: The Agony of It All

As you've probably noticed, the fortress you've been building for three phases isประก still standing, but only because we're all out of ideas. Phase 4 is when things get real.

Phase 4 Maintenance Schedule

• 10:00 - 12:00: Breakfast and existential crisis
• 12:00 - 18:00: Lunch and more existential crisis
• 18:00 - 22:00: Dinner and wondering if it's all worth it

During this phase, we'll be focusing on:

• Phase 4's infamous "Soul-Crushing Boredom Initiative" - a series of activities designed to break your will to live
• The "Tunnel Vision Project" - because who needs windows anyway?
• The "I Give Up" Committee - because, let's be real, it's all just too much

Stay tuned for updates on these and other exciting initiatives!

Or, you know, just go ahead and quit already. We won't judge you.

Phase 5 Retirement: The Never-Ending Story