Gnomes' Guide to Tax Planning: Because We're Not Made of Money

Step 1: Dig a network of tunnels and burrows under your home to minimize taxable surface area.

Step 2: Utilize your extensive collection of sparkly rocks to offset your income as 'art investments.'

Step 3: Claim your garden gnomes as dependents, they're practically employees at this point.

Step 4: Invest in a 'Gnome-umentary' film production company to write off those pesky 'research' expenses.

And remember, a well-planned tax strategy is key to a happy, prosperous gnome life!