Hunting for Beginners - Survival Tips

Finding Food in the wilderness can be a challenge. Here are some tips:

1. Bring a map and a compass, because your phone's GPS won't work when it's on 0% battery.
2. Learn to identify edible plants, because your mom's cooking isn't going to be available 24/7.
3. Aim for small game, like rabbits or squirrels. They're like the pizza delivery guys of the wild.
4. Don't get too close to the water, or you might end up as a gator's lunch.
5. And for the love of all that is holy, don't try to hunt with a pair of flip flops. You'll be the main course.

Finding Shelter is key to not freezing to death. Here are some tips:

• Look for caves, but be prepared to share with some furry critters.
• Avoid the obvious, like abandoned picnic areas, unless you like the idea of being a human piñata for bears.
• Cut branches, because twigs are not a viable building material.
• Use your hair as a makeshift rope, but only if you want to end up with a bird's nest.
• Don't try to build a shelter out of twigs and hopes, it's like building a house out of Jenga pieces.