Survival Tips: Urban Foraging
Urban Foraging 101: Finding Fire in the Big City
Step 1: Identify Potential Fire Sources
- Abandoned pizza places with a good pizza oven
- High-rise office buildings with a functional elevator
- Abandoned movie theaters with a working popcorn machine
Step 2: Approach the Source with Caution
- Check for any visible flames or sparks
- Look for signs of recent human activity (i.e., discarded coffee cups or trash)
- Smell the air for any signs of burning fabric or hair
Step 3: Acquire Fire
- For pizza places, ask the owner if you can have a slice
- Office buildings: find the elevator maintenance closet and hope for the best
- Movie theaters: just take the popcorn machine. It's not like it's going to hurt anyone
Step 4: Use Fire Wisely
- Warm up your hands
- Toaster waffles are a must
- Host a fire-themed party
Additional Tips:
- Always bring a fire extinguisher (just in case)
- Learn how to make a decent fire dance
- Don't get too close to the flames or you might get burned (duh)
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