Chapter 1: When the S**t Hits the Fan

A Guide to Survival using Urine as Water in Extreme Situations

Step 1: Collect and Filter

In a pinch, you can use a plastic bottle, a cloth, or even a makeshift sandalwood contraption to collect your urine. Be sure to strain it through a coffee filter or a piece of cheesecloth to remove any, ahem, 'impurities.'

• Use a bright yellow bucket for maximum visibility
• Add a dash of lemon juice for a tangy flavor
• Consult the Urine Chemistry Handbook for more advanced filtering techniques

Step 2: Purify with Fire

In extreme cases, you can use the ancient art of urine-based fire starting to purify your water. Just be prepared for some... interesting aromas.