Winter Survival Tips

Winter is coming, and you're still wearing shorts? Get. It. Together.

Here are some tips to help you survive the harsh winter months:

• Layer up, peasant!
• Don't be afraid to wear layers, but also don't be afraid to look like a walking furnace.
• Hot chocolate is not a substitute for actual heat, but it's a good place to start.
• Find a warm place to hide from the cold, or learn to love the snow.
• If you can't afford a snowplow, learn to love the snowblow (it's a thing).