Top 5 Doomsday Prepper Hacks for 2024

In a world where the apocalypse is just around the corner, you can't go wrong with these tried and true survival hacks.

1. Build a bunker in your backyard (or not)

Don't just build any bunker, build a bunker with a mini fridge, a pinball machine, and a collection of your favorite snacks. You never know when you'll need to hunker down for 40 days and 40 nights.

Read more about building the ultimate bunker

2. Learn to cook with a blowtorch and some twine

When the world ends, you don't want to be stuck with a pantry full of non-perishables. Learn how to cook with the most primitive of tools and make your taste buds do the cha cha slide.

Get cooking with twine and fire

3. Develop a system of sign language

When the world runs out of electricity, you'll be glad you learned how to communicate without the aid of fancy technology. Impress your fellow survivors with your impressive hand-waving skills.

Master the art of waving goodbye

4. Practice your "I told you so" face

When the apocalypse comes, you'll be the last one standing (or cowering) with your smug "I told you so" face. Perfect your scrunched up brow and raised eyebrow for maximum impact.

Get ready to face the music

5. Learn to love yourself (and your bunker)

In a world without social media, you'll be stuck with yourself for a long time. Learn to love your quirks and flaws, and don't be afraid to show off your bunker's quirks either.

Love thy bunker, love thyself