SUSPECT SQUIRREL AGENTS

We are an elite group of squirrel agents, trained to gather intel and perform covert operations.

Our Mission

We infiltrate enemy nut reserves, gathering vital information on the latest nutty trends.

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Our Methods

We use advanced techniques, including but not limited to: Squirreling, Nut-gathering, and Tree-spying.

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Our Agents

Meet our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated squirrel agents.

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We have a strict no-talking policy, so don't even think about trying to negotiate.

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