Confidential Document 001: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
It is with great pleasure that we present to you, the esteemed Suspect #001, a case file that has been shrouded in mystery for far too long.
We have reason to believe that a heinous crime was committed in the early hours of the morning, involving a certain pastry known to the world as the "Donut of Power".
Witnesses report that the perpetrator, known only as "The Shadow Baker," was seen fleeing the scene with a trail of glaze and a look of pure malevolence.
We have reason to suspect that our culprit may have been aided by an accomplice, a certain "Lola LaRue," known for her questionable baking skills and affinity for all things sweet.
Further investigation is needed, but we have reason to believe that the truth will come out, and when it does, the world will never be the same.
Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.