Suspect 004 is currently under investigation for the heinous crime of stealing all the socks from the laundry room. Eyewitnesses report seeing the suspect lurking in the shadows, muttering something about "the sockpuppet revolution."
Known aliases include "The Sock Thief," "The Fuzzy Fugitive," and "The One-Who-Should-Be-Assembled."
Current Status: At large, with a 4.2% chance of being caught within the next 24 hours.