Recipe for Doom

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of Despair
• 1/4 cup of Desperation
• 1/4 cup of Desperation
• 1/2 cup of Desperation
• 3 tablespoons of Desperation
• 1 tablespoon of Despair
• A dash of Hopelessness

Instructions:

• Mix all ingredients together until you're not really sure what you're doing
• Stir until the spoon breaks
• Serve with a side of existential dread

Step 1: The Agony and the Ecstasy

Step 2: The Long Dark Night

Step 3: The End of All Things