Symptom: Eye Strain Induced Singing

Caused by staring at this website for too long

Symptoms include:

• Blurred vision
• Double vision
• Sudden urge to sing show tunes

Causes:

• Overexposure to pixelated content
• Insufficient coffee breaks

Diagnosis and Treatment:

1. Consult a professional web designer for eye strain induced singing
2. Perform a 5-minute vocal warm-up exercise
3. Apply a soothing gel pack to your eyes
4. Take a 10-minute break to stare at the ceiling

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