Denial is a River

It's not like I'm still drinking the last glass of wine. No, no, no. It's just, uh, a really big glass of water.

Denial is a River 2

Also, I'm not hoarding these wine bottles. They're just... decorative.

Denial is a River 3: The Sequel

And another thing, I'm not ignoring that suspicious stain on my shirt. It's just a, uh, a... a... a spot.