Shortness of Breath

A condition where you're out of breath, but only when you're trying.

Causes:

• Overly dramatic sighing
• Excessive eye-rolling
• Exertion from trying to be interesting

Symptoms:

• Gasping for air
• Feeling like you're going to collapse
• Uncontrollable sighing

Diagnosis:

Only a doctor can diagnose this condition, but let's be real, it's just you being lazy.

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