Symptoms of Sinusitis

The Sudden Onset of Sudden Onset:

• Extreme nasal congestion. Like, your nose is plugged.
• Facial pain so severe, you'd sell your grandmother for a good night's sleep.
• A headache that's just a headache that's a headache that won't go away.
• Green or yellow discharge. Because, you know, that's just fun.
• A general feeling of being a walking, talking garbage disposal.
• Difficulty concentrating. Like, you'll forget what you're doing. Which is probably because of the sinus pressure.

And if you think it's just the sniffles, think again.

Note: If you're still experiencing symptoms after a week of continuous nasal whine, consult a medical professional. Or, you know, just Google it.