Symptoms & Treatment

The following symptoms may indicate that you are experiencing a rare case of Mysterious Disorientation:

• 1. Unusual feelings of existential dread
• 2. Involuntary use of the phrase 'What's the point?'
• 3. Unrelenting urge to eat a whole pizza by yourself in one sitting

Don't worry, it's not all bad! Our Over-the-Counter Solutions page will guide you through the process of treating these symptoms and getting back to your life of purpose and pizza.