Ritardando's Rules are Made to be Broken

A Guide to Defiance and Nonconformity

Do as you will, when you will. The man says no, but we say why not?

Flexibility is the name of the game. The goal is to break the rules, not follow them.

Do what you must, even if it means causing chaos and destruction. We won't judge.

Because, let's face it, we're all a little too lazy to follow Rule 3.

And that's it. You've read the whole guide. Congratulations! Now, go forth and break some rules.